Welcome to another edition of…Three-random-thoughts-on-the-subway-Thursday’s!
Oh my God! Is that Paul Giamatti! OMG I love him!! Is it? Could it be? Nah. This is Atlanta.
Wait. Can these people hear that I’m listening to Maxwell? I don’t want them to see me/hear me listening to Maxwell. What will they think if they can hear my Maxwell?
Oh Lord! This dude beside me didn’t assume the herky-jerky-train-stance! If this dude falls on me it’s gonna be a problem! Dangit!
For more subway fare (Get it?! Subway fare :D) visit here. Photo’s by Kubrick. Stanley Kubrick. Once there check out the 2nd shot for an illustration of the herky-jerky-train-stance: feet shoulder width apart with a slight lean forward, to anticipate sudden movements and prepare to brace
Sure the Feeble 5 can be on the train, but not Paul Giamatti. Maybe he's filming Sideways 2. Hope so!
I’m a grown woman. What I look like with a celebrity crush? I should be able to opt outta this topic. I really need to inspect these things a little closer before I dive in. Ah well. I’m in navel deep so I may as well finish up the deed.
Lets get the PC part over with.
Well my husband is somewhat of a local celebrity so I’ll say that I’ve got a crush on my husband! That’s my final answer Chuck!
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. As an adult I’ve had few celebrity crushes after I met one of my biggest teen crushes at a concert and he turned out to be a jerk. Shout out to Q-tip from A Tribe Called Quest! You can add shattering a young girl’s fragile heart (and perception of celebrity superiority) to your list of accolades. Take that on your award tour.
Anyway. I don’t crush on celebs because I assume they’re all egomaniacal disappointments. But I’ll run down a list of celebs that I doted on before I knew the truth. This list is in chronological order:
Peach Crush soda (a candy lady must-have)
Tajh from The Boys
Big Daddy Kane
Black Thought from The Roots
Kelsey Grammar (don’t judge me)